A Key Event

The Dwikisian massacre of the year 002X by a french warlord, Jèan Pêpèi Cauquandbáōúlē III, was “The bloodiest date in Dwiki’s history, no exceptions”. It was fuelled by a candy crush ridden rage in which the warlord massacred all Dwiki. The brutal and ruthless destruction of priceless Yakubist artwork and literature was akin to the burning of The Library of Alexandria.

The Fall of The City of Al-Ya’kub

All was destroyed and razed to the ground. The siege was so quick, and the massacre was so brutal, that we don’t know the specifics of the incursion.

The burning of the Episodiac Library and The City of Al-Ya’kub on the Ipisodiac

Three Custodians of The library were executed by sword at point blank range. The library was ransacked and ultimately had all books and artifacts burnt. The city of Al Ya’kub was also burnt and sieged for three days, until it was razed to the ground and there were no survivors in the city. The river was dammed to prevent water movement. The last stand of the brave warriors of the clan “The Gay Gangsters of Detroit” was not enough.

The fall of the Gangramian Dynasty and the fall of the city of Gangram.

At the peak of it’s power, Gangram was attacked by surprise at night during festivities. Again, the warlord was tyrannically brutal. The sovereigns were brutally executed while looking at the commotion. The civilians were all playing Texas-hold ‘Em, which they were all destroyed for. All traces of the game were destroyed. All we know was that it was “A game for Texans and Texans ALONE!”

All land of Dwiki (۷داداویکید), (एपम्पेरिचल् स्तते ओव् थे७थ्ददविकि) was razed and salted.